You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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