so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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