i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
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