Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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