i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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