She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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