Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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