OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
