I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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