Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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