you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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