We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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