i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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