'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Holy sore nipples Batman
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
