His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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