but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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