Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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