In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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