I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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