Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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