What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
