Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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