I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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