i don't like sucking hair
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
His hands were made for my vagina.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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