i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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