ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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