i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What did we do last night that was yellow?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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