Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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