ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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