That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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