fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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