Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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