You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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