Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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