i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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