Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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