one two three fourrrrnication!
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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