This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
