So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just high enough for therapy.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
