But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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