Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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