Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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