Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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