Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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