Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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