I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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