I feel like abortions should bother me more
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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