i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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