It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
