I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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