yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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