i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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