can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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