I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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