dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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